Exercise Nazis from LA

So we joined a gym. Ryan and I went to L A Fitness on Sunday and signed up. I was so psyched. That is, until we had our meeting with the trainer for a "fitness assessment." Notice the quotation marks... they may call it a fitness assessment, but it is actually CIA-approved torture designed to weaken the will so as to be more susceptible to the high-pressure sales. I am still in quite large amounts of pain from the beating we suffered. Seriously, he had us do too much, especially when you consider how inactive we are. The worst part is, we allowed it.